Guys, Gals And Monty,
After the sizzling stories of the b(l)onded slave and the class betrayer, may I present to you the tale of the self proclaimed Casanova. Dictionary Definition.
Webster.
Casanova \. ka-ze-'no-ve, n lover : esp : a man who's a promiscous and unscrupulous lover.
World Book.
Casanova \.kaz'e-no*ve, n a man noted as a lover; lady's man. * Giovanni Jaconna Casanova 1725-1798, an Italian Adventurer famous for his romantic conquests
I'm providing the definition of a Casanova by these 2 very highly regarded and respected dictionaries. This definitions will be used later to highlight the irony behind the Tail of the Casanova. Again here, we strive to protect the identity of the so called modern day Casnova. Let us just call him Mister Paad.
Once upon a time lived a little boy called Mister Paad. A mystic, angelic smile adorned his cherubic face emanating an aura of childish innocence. People who didn't know Mister Paad too well, would take one look at his face and say that this child could do no wrong. They would say he was as Perfect as they came. An ideal boy they proclaimed.
But his friends knew better. Behind his mask of innocence lay a Sinister evil. His angelic smile was a forbearer of a curse, of epic proportions. The smile indicated Mister Paad was ready for one of his notorious PJ's. PJ for the uninitiated means A Poor Joke. Mister Paad's jokes were not poor, they were cruel, they were probably the worst pain that you could inflict on a living soul since the Roman Torture Chambers. It made poor God-fearing citizens run helter-shelter for cover. Other would start screaming and pulling out their hair. And some other would even start tearing out their clothes in sheer frustation. Such was the effect of his jokes. But Mister Paad had good friends, they suffered all those inflictions without even a mumble. Only on occasions when Mister Paad crossed the limit of even his own abysmal standards, he would incur the wrath of his good friends. This wrath, however was limited to open threats. But Mister Paad never learnt from his mistakes and went on and on torturing everyone especially his good friends.
KAHANI MEIN TWIST : THE BIRTH OF A CASANOVA
Now Mister Paad thought highly of his humour. He had a false sense of belief that he made people laugh. Little did he realise that people laughed at him and not his jokes. In this delusionary state of mind, Mister Paad believed that all the girls were impressed with his style of humour. And he started cracking more and more jokes when surrounded by the fairer sex. His sense of humour could be compared to a bottomless pit out of which there is no escape. He failed to realise that the girls who had to bear the brunt of his jokes were dying to escape. But even the girls being good friends and polite human beings made a great show of laughing to his senseless humour. Mister Paad started getting more and more confident. Following the example of Mr. Wobin, he started to explore new horizons. He hung around the BE-4 girls boring them to death. Poor Noni had to bear with him for 2 hours everyay travelling by 352. His other fellow travelers shifted to new modes of transport. Kulal started to cum to college by car wasting precious petrol. Mr Bheja-puri in fact stopped cumming to college and joined TCS as a full time slave. Mister Paad then started to hang around with the TE-1 girls namely Bhaloo (Bhal-guni) and Fur-aana. Both of them have since then stopped cumming down to the canteen, a place where they used to cum daily and a place where Mister Paad hangs out daily as well.
However Mister Paad's confidence grew to new levels. He proclaimed himself the New Casanova. The Czar of all Ladies Men. He started chasing skirts and would try to "shine" for hours together. He would spare no one, juniors and seniors alike had to run for their lives. Mister Paad had cum into his own. But what Mister Paad does not realise is that A Casanova is a Lady's man not a Lady Chaser. Ladies get attracted to a Casanova, not the other way around. What Mister Paad is, is a Despo or a Shiner, both terms used by BE-3.
Despo /. day-spo*, n , a man / woman desperate for the opposite sex and would stop at no limits to get one.
Shiner /. shaay-na'r , n, a man / woman who tries to impress / woo the opposite sex for long durations of time ignoring friends of the same sex.
What I want Mister Paad to realise is that his friends (both boys, girls and Bullu) have suffered a lot from both his "despo" giri and jokes. They are his good friends and have tolerated his antics for a long time. It's time he stop calling himself a Casanova. At least for the last 7 days in college, he should stop tormenting his true friends with his "bakwaas" jokes. Hoping this story will improve Mister Paad.
compiled and edited by sourabh and ketan
After the sizzling stories of the b(l)onded slave and the class betrayer, may I present to you the tale of the self proclaimed Casanova. Dictionary Definition.
Webster.
Casanova \. ka-ze-'no-ve, n lover : esp : a man who's a promiscous and unscrupulous lover.
World Book.
Casanova \.kaz'e-no*ve, n a man noted as a lover; lady's man. * Giovanni Jaconna Casanova 1725-1798, an Italian Adventurer famous for his romantic conquests
I'm providing the definition of a Casanova by these 2 very highly regarded and respected dictionaries. This definitions will be used later to highlight the irony behind the Tail of the Casanova. Again here, we strive to protect the identity of the so called modern day Casnova. Let us just call him Mister Paad.
Once upon a time lived a little boy called Mister Paad. A mystic, angelic smile adorned his cherubic face emanating an aura of childish innocence. People who didn't know Mister Paad too well, would take one look at his face and say that this child could do no wrong. They would say he was as Perfect as they came. An ideal boy they proclaimed.
But his friends knew better. Behind his mask of innocence lay a Sinister evil. His angelic smile was a forbearer of a curse, of epic proportions. The smile indicated Mister Paad was ready for one of his notorious PJ's. PJ for the uninitiated means A Poor Joke. Mister Paad's jokes were not poor, they were cruel, they were probably the worst pain that you could inflict on a living soul since the Roman Torture Chambers. It made poor God-fearing citizens run helter-shelter for cover. Other would start screaming and pulling out their hair. And some other would even start tearing out their clothes in sheer frustation. Such was the effect of his jokes. But Mister Paad had good friends, they suffered all those inflictions without even a mumble. Only on occasions when Mister Paad crossed the limit of even his own abysmal standards, he would incur the wrath of his good friends. This wrath, however was limited to open threats. But Mister Paad never learnt from his mistakes and went on and on torturing everyone especially his good friends.
KAHANI MEIN TWIST : THE BIRTH OF A CASANOVA
Now Mister Paad thought highly of his humour. He had a false sense of belief that he made people laugh. Little did he realise that people laughed at him and not his jokes. In this delusionary state of mind, Mister Paad believed that all the girls were impressed with his style of humour. And he started cracking more and more jokes when surrounded by the fairer sex. His sense of humour could be compared to a bottomless pit out of which there is no escape. He failed to realise that the girls who had to bear the brunt of his jokes were dying to escape. But even the girls being good friends and polite human beings made a great show of laughing to his senseless humour. Mister Paad started getting more and more confident. Following the example of Mr. Wobin, he started to explore new horizons. He hung around the BE-4 girls boring them to death. Poor Noni had to bear with him for 2 hours everyay travelling by 352. His other fellow travelers shifted to new modes of transport. Kulal started to cum to college by car wasting precious petrol. Mr Bheja-puri in fact stopped cumming to college and joined TCS as a full time slave. Mister Paad then started to hang around with the TE-1 girls namely Bhaloo (Bhal-guni) and Fur-aana. Both of them have since then stopped cumming down to the canteen, a place where they used to cum daily and a place where Mister Paad hangs out daily as well.
However Mister Paad's confidence grew to new levels. He proclaimed himself the New Casanova. The Czar of all Ladies Men. He started chasing skirts and would try to "shine" for hours together. He would spare no one, juniors and seniors alike had to run for their lives. Mister Paad had cum into his own. But what Mister Paad does not realise is that A Casanova is a Lady's man not a Lady Chaser. Ladies get attracted to a Casanova, not the other way around. What Mister Paad is, is a Despo or a Shiner, both terms used by BE-3.
Despo /. day-spo*, n , a man / woman desperate for the opposite sex and would stop at no limits to get one.
Shiner /. shaay-na'r , n, a man / woman who tries to impress / woo the opposite sex for long durations of time ignoring friends of the same sex.
What I want Mister Paad to realise is that his friends (both boys, girls and Bullu) have suffered a lot from both his "despo" giri and jokes. They are his good friends and have tolerated his antics for a long time. It's time he stop calling himself a Casanova. At least for the last 7 days in college, he should stop tormenting his true friends with his "bakwaas" jokes. Hoping this story will improve Mister Paad.
compiled and edited by sourabh and ketan
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